有一天

                                                       

                                                           兒子問爸爸說:

                                                     為什麼做愛會舒服呢?

 

                                                                  爸說:

                                               就像你挖鼻孔一樣當然舒服阿　

 

    　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　兒子又問:

 

 

 　　　　　　　　　　　　那為什麼男生沒有女生舒服呢?

 

 

                                                                          爸說: 

                                                          因為你挖鼻孔是鼻孔時,

 

 

                                                       舒服的是鼻子又不是手指阿!

 

 

                                                                                            兒子又問:

   

        

                                                    那為什麼女生被強暴時會很難過呢?

 

 

                                                         爸說:如果有一天你走在路上,

                                                   有人走過來挖你鼻孔你鼻孔會舒服嗎?

 

 

                                                                            兒子又問:

                                                           那為什麼月經來不會做愛呢?

 

 

                                                                                               爸說:

                                                      你鼻孔流血了,你還會去挖鼻孔嗎?

 

 

 

                                                             兒子又問:為什麼男生不喜歡帶保險套呢?

 

 

                                                                                  爸說:

     

                                                               你會帶手套挖鼻孔嗎?

                                                                爸爸你好聰明唷!